| A couple days ago I woke up wanting cake for | | | | offered me cake for breakfast, I ended up |
| breakfast. You can't eat cake for breakfast I | | | | believing that it is not a breakfast food. |
| thought. That is just not right. But it was what I | | | | But seriously, it is no worse for me than the |
| wanted. Man did I want it. | | | | super sized cup of coffee and a doughnut that |
| I ate a banana in an attempt to distract myself | | | | many folks start their day with. And don't even |
| from this craving. Didn't work. Maybe a hard boiled | | | | get me started about minimally nutritional nuggets |
| egg. I am just need some protein. That will take | | | | with names like Lucky Charms, Captain Crunch or |
| care of things. Nope. I simply need more to eat, | | | | Fruit Loops that many of us were served as |
| but it needs to be good for me so how about a | | | | breakfast staples growing up. |
| bowl of oatmeal. Well the oatmeal was good, but | | | | So why shouldn't I eat cake for breakfast? No |
| I still wanted cake. | | | | reason at all. As it turned out, the only way I was |
| Screw it! No one is here to see me eat it | | | | going to be satisfied was to have cake for |
| anyway. Mmmmm cake. A big piece of chocolate | | | | breakfast. And what is wrong with being satisfied? |
| cake. German chocolate cake to be exact, with | | | | Seems like a pretty good way to start the day |
| that yummy coconut pecan frosting on top. This | | | | to me. Such a good way that I had cake for |
| was so good. Why haven't I ever eaten this for | | | | breakfast again today. |
| breakfast before? | | | | What do you want to have that some random, |
| Because I shouldn't that is why. What is this | | | | obscure and maybe even unspoken belief is |
| "shouldn't" anyway? I mean did anyone ever | | | | keeping from you? Go have some of whatever it |
| actually say "You shouldn't eat cake for | | | | is, as long as it does not put anyone in harms |
| breakfast." to me before. No. After all, we eat | | | | way, and let me know about the experience. I |
| panCAKEs for breakfast don't we? It is more of | | | | am guessing it is going to be GOOOOD! |
| an implied "should." Because no one had ever | | | | |