Meals Behind Bars

Did you know that Bernie Madoff, the man behindprison is one that is based on the best interests
the largest investor fraud scheme in history, is stillof society as a whole rather than the wishes of
swindling from behind bars? This time, taxpayersindividual prisoners. The most fiscally and
are shelling out major bucks so that Bernieenvironmentally responsible diet to give prisoners
Madoff and other prisoners can receive kosheris one devoid of animal products. Here are a few
meals in federal jail upon request. Kosher mealsreasons why an exclusively vegan meal plan in
for prisoners cost the law-abiding population bigprisons would positively impact society as a whole:
time; this service requires having kosher cooks- Plant-based vegan ingredients like beans are
and a separate kosher kitchen at facilities withmore affordable than meat products, especially
inmates who are, purportedly, religious. Perhapswhen purchased in bulk.
these miscreants should have contemplated their- Mandatory vegan meal plan in prisons will
religious creeds, morals, and special dietary needsimprove the environment by decreasing demand
before committing federal crimes.for products from the meat and dairy industries,
When Ira Black, the guitarist for the popular metalwhich are responsible for 18% of the Earth's
band Lizzy Borden, was sentenced to prison ingreenhouse gas emissions.
Los Angeles for a misdemeanor, he went on a- There was a trial program implemented at the
hunger strike because he has been a vegan forVictor Valley Medium Correctional Facility in
fifteen years. Most prisons do not offer specialAdelanto, California which found that violence
meals for vegans or vegetarians and Ira Blackdropped significantly among inmates who were
refused to eat the heavy meat and dairy dietswitched to a vegan diet.
that was provided during his incarceration.- An increased demand for vegan meals reduces
Whereas self-declared religious felons demand andviolence against animals by the meat and dairy
receive more costly kosher meals that must beindustries.
prepared separately in a publicly funded kitchen,- According to the American Dietetic Association,
vegans are expected to give up their principlesvegans and vegetarians are less prone to heart
and consume animal derived products whiledisease, diabetes, cancer, and obesity than
serving time.meat-eaters. Switching prisoners to a plant-based
The truth is that it is inefficient and discriminatorymeal plan will save the prison system a great deal
for dietary exceptions to be made for prisonersof money on prisoners' long term medical care
regardless of the reason. All inmates should becosts. This is, of course, good news for
treated equally. We should be servingtaxpayers.
cost-efficient and eco-friendly meals to all- Should we really be serving the body parts of
prisoners. After all, why should society pay theonce-living creature to inmates who are supposed
extra costs of catering to specific felons?to be contemplating the distinction between what
Prisoners should be offered nutritionally soundis right and what is wrong? To serve the victims
meals that do not cost taxpayers an arm and aof mankind's ongoing animal genocide to the likes
leg. If you break the law, you should be awareof Christopher Lee McCuin and Timothy Wayne
that there is one set meal plan for all inmatesShepard seems particularly twisted.
regardless of religion, credo, or principle.Although prisons are unlikely to adopt an
A vegan menu should be the only option availableexclusively vegan menu right now, this change is
in prison. What???! Didn't this article just argue thatprobable in the future. As the environment
all prisoners should be treated equally? Why shouldcontinues to deteriorate and as taxpayers
Ira Black's vegan diet be served while Berniebecome increasingly irate over excess spending in
Madoff's kosher requests go ignored? The answerprison facilities, mandatory veganism for inmates
is simple. The decision to serve vegan meals inmay ultimately be enacted.